Many moons ago today, I was spawned into this dimension wondering what kind of madness I had been thrusted into. (literally) Alas, thirty some odd years later, here I am still wondering what is the deal with you humans. I’ve adapted in some ways, but I’m just passing through and will make the best of it.

Heh. Yes I am that crazy.

Anywho, my wife is celebrating this day of spawning alongside me and is preparing wonderful meat dishes and starches. She has used the magical rectangle square of credit to procure some wonderful toys for my enjoyment:

• AppleTV
• eyeTV hybrid
• A marvelous cheesecake from the oven pits of the Cheesecake Factory.

As the first two items haven’t arrived yet (Friday and Thursday respectively), today will be filled with fanfare whilst we munch upon meat dishes and starches. The cheesecake will please me greatly. My human siblings have expressed their joy of my aging with various emails and cards. I am very fond of these particular humans and they understand my strange ways. In the immortal words of the poet dubbed “Ice Cube”, Today was a good day.

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Post written by Bwana